[diamond6]

I thought Clinton was trying to establish contact with Bigfoot. I'm soooooooooo confused.

[BenLurkin]

"One of the leading lights in the hush-hush mission later claimed to have found a 'faint trace' of the elusive monster using his psychic powers. But in his report to the White House he admitted that the monster he 'saw' was only the ghost of a dinosaur."

They couldn't print it if it wasn't true!

;^)

[Charles Henrickson]