LastCowboys.com writer on suicide watch after Busch wins title
By Clint Newlin
LastCowboys.com Staff Writer
Id like to start by congratulating Kurt Busch on becoming NASCARs 2004 Nextel Cup champion, the first Cup championship of his young career and the second consecutive Cup championship for car owner Jack Roush. This will also go down in the NASCAR history books as the closest championship of the modern era.
Id also like to congratulate Greg Biffle for winning the Ford 400, his second victory of the season and the third of his Cup career. Jimmie Johnson (second place), Jeff Gordon (third place), Mark Martin (11th place) and Dale Earnhardt Jr. (23rd place) also deserve an atta boy for their valiant efforts throughout these last 10 races.
Of course, none of this would even be possible if it werent for the vision of Brian France. Brian France, drunk on a lethal mixture of shortsightedness and haste, has turned Kurt Busch into a Nextel Cup champion. "The same Kurt Busch who would have finished the 2004 season 247 points behind in fourth place under the old format," you ask?
Yes....thats the one.
Before you starting typing your e-mail to me, detailing Buschs accomplishments or employing some trite, overused phrase like
.dont watch it if you dont like it, or
.quit living in the past, let me inform you that my campaign of disdain for the Chase format has nothing to do with resistance to change. If the new format didnt have so many obvious flaws, I wouldnt loathe it so much. And as far as the not watching it part goes
.get real
.its not the racing or the drivers that I hate.
Unfortunately, I will not be able to write a review of the Ford 400 at this time. You see
.I have been placed on suicide watch since Kurt Busch won the championship. They have put mittens on my hands and taken my shoestrings to keep me from harming myself. This also prevents me from being able to use a lighter or matches to set fire to all of the Sharpies in my house. Geesh
.stand out in your front yard crying like a newborn and urinating on a 1:24 scale #97 diecast, and they label you a head case!
I really dont think I can write anymore until after Ive had a chance to medicate myself and sleep it off. Until Monday morning
.be strong.
2 posted on
11/23/2004 10:40:32 AM PST by
WestCoastGal
(*****89 DAYS UNTIL DAYTONA*****)
To: tubebender; Conspiracy Guy; Ga Rob; Uncle George; winodog; SShultz460; BushCountry; Tom Pain; ...
4 posted on
11/23/2004 10:42:01 AM PST by
WestCoastGal
(*****89 DAYS UNTIL DAYTONA*****)
To: WestCoastGal
I sympathize with you. I am not happy with the new points system either.
Biffle was the class of the field. If it wasn't for that one bad stop we would have lead nearly every lap.
To: WestCoastGal
Looking back through
Jayski's site (in last week's news), it seems NASCAR's looking at killing the lucky dog next year. There was an article in USA Today last week when a NASCAR bigshot said that the pardon process created confusion among the fans and competitors.
80 posted on
11/24/2004 4:50:54 AM PST by
steveegg
(Where's the week suspension for John "Sly" Stallone? Oh, that's right; he's a LIEberal.)
To: WestCoastGal; Fierce Allegiance; aynrandfreak; housewife101; mnehrling; rrrod; Chad Fairbanks; ...
Primetime line-up set for 05 Budweiser Shootout at Daytona
Order tickets by calling 1-800-PIT-SHOP or logging onto www.1800pitshop.com
Twenty-one drivers are eligible to compete in the 27th running of the Budweiser Shootout at Daytona, including nine former winners, four newcomers, and reigning NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series champion, Kurt Busch.
Busch earned his spot in the starting field by winning the Bud Pole Award in the last race of the 2004 season. The 05 Shootout will mark his third start in the non-points paying race, which is set to take place Saturday, Feb. 12 and will officially kick off the NASCAR portion of Daytona Speedweeks.
Making their Shootout debuts will be Greg Biffle, Kasey Kahne, Brian Vickers and Casey Mears. They will join an impressive list of past Shootout champions, including Dale Earnhardt Jr. (2003), Tony Stewart (2001, 2002), Dale Jarrett (1996, 2000, 2004), Mark Martin (1999), Rusty Wallace (1998), Ken Schrader (1989, 1990), Bill Elliott (1987), Terry Labonte (1985) and Geoffrey Bodine (1992).
Furthermore, the 2005 Budweiser Shootout will kick off three farewell tours for retiring drivers: Rusty Wallaces Last Call Tour, Mark Martins Salute To You Tour, and Terry Labontes Shifting Gears, Texas Style Tour.
Tickets to the Budweiser Shootout can be purchased by calling 1-800-PITSHOP, or by logging onto www.1800pitshop.com.
The complete line-up of eligible drivers for the 2005 Budweiser Shootout at Daytona:
Name (Bud Pole Awards / Shootout eligibility)
1. Ryan Newman, 8 (Rockingham, Bristol , Loudon, Richmond , Charlotte , Martinsville , Atlanta , Phoenix )
2. Jeff Gordon, 6 ( Martinsville , Michigan , Sonoma , Daytona, Chicago , Bristol )
3. Kasey Kahne, 4 ( Las Vegas , Darlington , California , Pocono)
4. Jeremy Mayfield, 2 ( Dover , Dover )
5. Casey Mears, 2 (Pocono, Indianapolis )
6. Joe Nemechek, 2 ( Talladega , Kansas )
7. Brian Vickers, 2 ( Richmond , California )
8. Greg Biffle, 1 (Daytona)
9. Kurt Busch, 1 ( Homestead )
10. Jimmie Johnson, 1 ( Charlotte )
11. Bobby Labonte, 1 ( Texas )
12. Ricky Rudd, 1 ( Talladega )
13. Dale Jarrett (Shootout winner in 1996, 2000, 2004)
14. Tony Stewart (Shootout winner in 2001, 2002)
15. Dale Earnhardt Jr. (Shootout winner in 2003)
16. Mark Martin (Shootout winner in 1999)
17. Rusty Wallace (Shootout winner in 1998)
18. Geoffrey Bodine (Shootout winner in 1992)
19. Ken Schrader (Shootout winner in 1989, 1990)
20. Bill Elliott (Shootout winner in 1987)
21. Terry Labonte (Shootout winner in 1985)
Anheuser-Buschs 12 U.S.-based breweries and network of more than 700 wholesalers reduce delivery time and ensure that fresh beer is in retail accounts shortly after packaging. As it reads on every beer package, Anheuser-Busch beers including Budweiser are at their peak of freshness and taste within 110 days from their Born On date.
483 posted on
12/10/2004 8:31:25 AM PST by
SheLion
(I need Christ to stay in Christmas. Christ is the reason for the season.)
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