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To: johnny7
He's showing promise and could be oiling the cucumbers by New Years Day

You kiss your momma with that trashy mouth? I've heard lots of euphamisms for spanking the monkey before, (e.g. slamming the salami, chocking the chicken, etc.), but "oiling the cucumber" is a new one for me.

94 posted on 11/23/2004 9:16:10 AM PST by VRWCmember ("The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2)
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To: VRWCmember
You kiss your momma with that trashy mouth? I've heard lots of euphamisms for spanking the monkey before, (e.g. slamming the salami, chocking the chicken, etc.), but "oiling the cucumber" is a new one for me.

Don't forget flogging the Frenchman,

98 posted on 11/23/2004 9:21:35 AM PST by NeoCaveman ("I expressed myself rather forcefully, felt better after I had done it," -- VP Cheney)
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That's what they used to do at the supermarkets... einstein.


126 posted on 11/23/2004 10:06:32 AM PST by johnny7 (“We blowed 'em up(Kerry/Dashcle) real good!” -John Candy aka; Carl Rowe)
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