They're picking on you here...
LOL!!! Thanks Chieftain for the alert.
stitch an extra piece of leather onto the outfit to cover the ... curvy bottom
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Ha! That miiiiight have been true once upon a time (more likely.......fat a$$, maybe...)
But, curvy bottom -- now ? LOL!
Pancake bottom is more like it! LOL!! Thanks for the fanny ping and a good laugh!