"gasp..."
THIS man needs a defibrilator, STAT!
"I'm awake, I'm alert, I'm responsive, leave me alone!"
YOU stay out of this, I'M the professional, CLEAR!
*BZZZZ clack!*
ROFLOL. What the man needs, I can do. I'm qualified. :)
As one who has lived through that experience, I can say that death might be less painful.