Back when, my BIL gave us a roll of the Ho Ho Ho wipe for Christmas - I miss his wacky presents.
OMG you just reminded me of something. Years ago I used to have the habit of washing out my panties and hanging them on the towel rack in the bathroom to dry. David HATED that. So one night at some time after I was long asleep, he filled the crotch with some kind of mint tooth paste. The next morning I put on my undies and I'm telling you that burned. I was livid. I quit hanging my underwear on the towel rack in the bathroom tho.!! I told him he was "sick"!! LOL