Posted on 11/19/2004 10:30:49 AM PST by Mo1
Zounds!
They seem pretty afraid of short redheads with brains, too.
I'll admit, you rarely hear a guy say "Look at the Brains on that one, hurr ... hurr ... hurr!"
Brains are of no use for what most men want most women for.
They just make it more difficult to lie about why you have forgotten their names, or haven't called in two weeks, or neglected to mention your wife.
So9
Swervie needs to go on Gran's grill :)
Yep - beasts just shredded a brand new roll of tp. I should install hidden cameras in the house to see who is naughty.
LOL! I hear he'd make quite a feast, too.
It takes a feast to fill a beast!
It would be pointless. They'd rig it and you'd be left wondering what on earth Iceman was thinking when he knocked over the lamp and clawed up the drapes like that.
Don't you mean "it takes a beast to make a feast?"
Morning. Dang turkey is still frozen.
Toss it in the deep fryer. ;-)
Morning from Missouri. It is cold, rainy and dreary..a nice day to drag out the Christmas decorations.
Not Holiday or Season Greening.....they voice the WORDS!
HAPPY HANUKKAH & MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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It is cold, rainy and windy here. I just went out to fill the bird feeders and about froze.
No Christmas decorations here yet. I'm waiting till the kids get here and let them do them. I have to buy everything because I gave Dawn all the Christmas decorations when I left Colorado, so I have to start from scratch. Besides, they enjoy doing that sort of thing. I do not. Probably what I'll do is give them some money the Monday after they get here and have Dawn drop me off at work and let her and Tyler go shopping for decorations. I already told her I was gonna let them do any decorating that is done.
Right now, Dawn is on her way back to Colorado from Kentucky, where she spent Thanksgiving with my dad and sister. I will feel much better once I know she's home safely. She called me from Chicago about an hour ago. She knows how I am.
It sounds like a good deal to me. They decorate and you can bake your wonderful cookies. Two years ago, we finally broke down and bought an artificial lighted Christmas tree. We had always bought a balled pine and planted it in our yard. But, each year they got more heavy. So now, it is a lot more fun to decorate. Of course now I buy those silly singing Santa's and such for the grandkids.
I'm glad you mentioned the birdfeeders. I haven't checked mine in a few days.
A few days??? If I didn't fill mine every day, I'm convinced the little rascals would be knocking on the window and saying not very nice things. Unbelievable how much they can eat. I even increased the number of feeders in an effort to reduce how often I have to fill them. All that seemed to accomplish was doubling the number of birds looking for a handout....kinda like liberals that way, I guess. LOL!
Great poem gran. You have mail on your travel addy.
Got it Woliff.. Thanks for letting me know. Sad news for sure..but keep the faith. :)
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.. how cute.. Grammies kind of cunnin too.. lol.
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