Posted on 11/19/2004 10:30:49 AM PST by Mo1
Hahahhahahh - lol!
It was Rangerette training academy to you.
She's qualified to arrest me after I do whatever it is I do in here.
*chuckle*
Dang, not commissioned anymore and haven't LE-qualified with my shotgun in forever either.
After doing the arm restraint on a guy who decided to pull a knife on me, I decided to put thumb on the point behind the jaw, and fingers along the underside of his jaw, push, and grip hard.
He quit struggling, and he quit bothering me after that.
Never did get formal training in anything.
Drat.
Yes, drat, but I can run and buy a rent-a-cop badge so I can still arrest you for your hauntings.
No one dared bother me in school, not even the pervert teachers and priests. Whenever I stood up, they ran away.
Some Goth military acadamy where they force you to wear slinky black dresses.
They were that bad huh?
HHm...
I shall have to haunt more often then.
Hahhaha! The slinky black dress was post-Catholic and post-Goth and post-law enforcement academies. I rebelled and became a madam.
This is a lot more fun than watching Law and Order - SVU!
I always got bothered in school.
Everyone was always taller than I.
The one surprise was a kid who bothered me, I told him to stop because he wouldn't like the outcome, and a fist comes from behind me over my head and corks the pununk in the face.
Girl I knew had come walking up behind me to ask me a question about something, and since she towered over me, she popped the guy one.
He didn't like the outcome.
*chuckle*
I was massively surprised, scared the bejeebers outta meat the time.
LOL!
And you get some extra bad ideas on things to do to someone who bothers ya.
Like the knee destruction thing.
All I had to do was dart my evil lightning stare - which has been known to freeze people in place (Medusa much?). That's good because I don't think I could ever take a guy down unless I completely surprised him or used my car keys to gouge his eyes out or jabbed my elbow in his chin or...
And now I'm back to being a repentant good girl. BWAAAAAA-HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA.
You'd be surprised at what height, and a little bit of grip strength can do.
I just read all the typos in my last post and decided it is time for me to go to bed..
All this talk of violence and bloodshed is making me hungry. Now I have to decide between bread pudding, lemon meringue pie, or pumpkin tarts. Maybe I'll have all three. No chocolate tonight.
Oh, dear! OK, good night. Hope Pippin doesn't get you.
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