Even more than Slim Shady,
Of the whole fourth estate-y
She is most irritating,
So won’t the skank perky one please shut up, please shut up?
Tom Brokaw doesn’t flash his colon on TV,
But she did, even before I had my coffee.
But I prefer that view
to what I am subjected to
When the camera on her face is,
and on a daily basis
I endure what passes for wit,
From this perky git.
And conspicuous by their absence
Is any sort of balance,
Or judgment, taste or talents.
Matt Lauer is a putz,
But he doesn’t have the slut’s
Fake perky smile,
And they send him away every once in a while.
From their rating shares,
You’d think they’d clue into that we're not asking "Where is?"
or even "Where his hair is?"
But “Who the hell cares!”
Yes, I hate Katie,
She's just too blue state-y,
And her ego needs deflating.
Let's replace her with this lady,
So won’t our own Ann Coulter please show up , please show up?
