My quote isn't accurate, but as Dan Rather might say, it reflects the underlying truth of whatever the dialog was about.
I gotta' tell ya' - I'm shocked (and disturbed) that I haven't seen even ONE "Caddyshack" quote.
"Smelding, this calls for the old 'Billy Baroo' - (oh, Billy, billy, billy)
"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it...."