LADY WALKS ON TRACKS, GETS HIT BY TRAIN, LIVES, SUES, SAYS NO ONE TOLD HER TRAINS RUN ON TRACKS
In the "you can't make this stuff up folks!" cateogry.
(sigh) Just when you think you've heard it all. It's a miracle she only received a broken finger and a few cuts.
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