In fact, I think we should have SEVERAL carols for this festive holiday season.
If I get some time next week, I might try to do a few. Deck the Halls, Winter Wonderland, and Up On the Housetop are ones that would work quite well.
I really don't want to parody the sacred carols, as I feel it would not be appropriate. But there are plenty of non-religious carols to work with.
Maybe ATRW could come up with a carol book which we could debut on the main forum riight after Thanksgiving!
A friend of mine at work got a copy of "The Cryptkeeper's Christmas" several years ago. I can't say I care for it too much, but I do sometimes catch myself thinking "Up on the rooftop with nails and saws ... Building a trap for Santa Claus!"