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The Debut of RoboDump 1.0 [humor]
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| Nov 12, 2004
| Kevin Kelm
Posted on 11/12/2004 5:23:48 PM PST by Mike Fieschko
RoboDump is a robot. Sort of. And it poops. Sort of. Forever. A horrible, never-ending bowel movement complete with straining grunts, horrific gas, splashes, and pee sounds.
Here's the soundtrack(lo bandwidth, mono-- you people were crushing my quota. Hi version available on email request. :). The left channel speaker points up into the room (for the voice effects) and the right channel speaker points down into the toilet (for the business-end effects).
I snuck RoboDump into the men's room at the office. Unfortunately, today turned out to be the day of a board meeting. Whoops! It still went over well; the office was abuzz all morning with gossip about the guy in the bathroom. Several people theorized it was the CFO. The janitor commented to someone in the hallway that he wanted to clean the restroom but "this guy's been in there all morning."
I also decided to dress it in businessware to make coworkers less likely to try to talk to it... if it looks like a customer or visiting bigwig, they'll be less likely to offer help or ask for a courtesy flush.
RoboDump in action:
TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
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Kevin Kelm writes in the first person. This is not my idea, web site, or project.
To: Mike Fieschko
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posted on
11/12/2004 5:34:28 PM PST
by
fastattacksailor
(This tagline brought to you by Izzy Dunne's tagline virus!)
To: Mike Fieschko
Should have it blaming its problems on the President too
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posted on
11/12/2004 5:34:55 PM PST
by
thoughtomator
(The Era of Old Media is over! Long live the Pajamasphere!)
To: Mike Fieschko
To: Mike Fieschko
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posted on
11/12/2004 6:16:24 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Shoot low boys, they're ridin' Shetland ponies)
To: Mike Fieschko
This has gotten me to thinking about building a "PermaPee".
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posted on
11/13/2004 5:50:28 AM PST
by
A Real Dan Fan... NOT
(Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the inarticulate sumb*tch.)
To: Mike Fieschko; Marie Antoinette
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:07:23 AM PST
by
Big Giant Head
(I meant to put something new here, but I forgot.)
To: Allegra
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posted on
11/13/2004 2:30:25 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(ErnBatavia, Coulter, Malkin, Ingraham....the ultimate Menage a Quatro)
To: The Hollywood Conservative
Reminds me of this....they make great Christmas gifts; I mailed one to my brother in Georgia year before last but forgot the batteries - he couldn't wait to activate it, so he spent much of Christmas morning running around Gainesville in search of batteries.
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posted on
11/13/2004 2:40:39 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(ErnBatavia, Coulter, Malkin, Ingraham....the ultimate Menage a Quatro)
To: Big Giant Head; listenhillary
LOL! The boys and I thought it was a hoot!
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posted on
11/13/2004 9:54:45 PM PST
by
Marie Antoinette
(The same thing we do every day, Pinky. We're going to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!)
To: Marie Antoinette
What would we do without the creativity of the truly sick? Passed it on to email list...
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posted on
11/14/2004 3:23:24 AM PST
by
listenhillary
(We are defending the peace by taking the fight to the enemy.GWB)
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