"The DUmmies are sort of my hobby. It is like having a DUmmie Ant Farm. It fascinates me to see them scrambling around in the DUmmie Ant Farm. Sort of like a sociological/psychological study of the highly disturbed."
HAAAAAAAA, haaaa, haaaa, haaaaaa!! 
Oh, that's TOO funny!! That's "Quote Of The Day" material!! Who does the quote of the day?!
Or, how about weird FReeper hobbies?
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