Or one that follows me along on little legs and eats people. That would be good too.
I don't have money for a suitcase that I use twice a year, anyway. I'll make do. Mom does six loads of laundry every day, anyway, so I don't actually need more than two days' worth of clothes.
You know, if you could pack stuff safely, you could check a cardboard box.
Not attractive, but functional.
Or, you could get an older, inexpensive suitcase at a ~pawn shop~.