Oooh... is it a weedwacker?
Grr. Dealing with this one person... he thinks the solution to everything is to install Service Pack 2, and I have to "talk him down" once every couple weeks. Today it was "Adobe Reader isn't working, should I instal SP2?"
Grr.
Actually I can post this safely here. It's tickets to see Tim Conway and Harvey Korman in February.