I will only fight the great evil if it's "7h3 gr347 3v1l".
Oh, yeah, and everything I know about relationships, I've learned from shoujo manga. Is that bad? Well, it doesn't help too much because the rule seems to be "fall for the guy with wings" and I don't know any of those. Still, my first rule of dating - the "Allen Schezar Rule" holds true for any girl - "Never date a guy prettier than you are".