If you're still looking for a cheap red wine, this might help. I just got this by email from a friend:
Wal-Mart announced this morning that they will soon be offering customers a new discount item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "But the right name is important." Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. Grape Expectations
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
LOL!
According to the article, I need a Red Zinfandel, 16% Alcohol. It has the most of what's good for you.
Where on earth is Hair?? I wonder if she's offline again...
BWA HA HA .. Leave it to me to come in right at the talk about WINE!!
I thought you were serious for a minute!
Good morning everyone..............
Hey...I think my favorite is World Championship Riesling.
Oops...heh, not hey.
I'm still drinking my morning coffee. Haven't had much time to dose myself this morning...