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FAT MICHAEL MOORE TAKES A WALK!
11/1/04 | Jim Boldebook

Posted on 11/01/2004 7:11:18 PM PST by JimB in Venice

Michael Moore takes a walk after his car is stopped for violation in Tallahassee!


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fatass; fatnugly; groinsweat; michaelmoore; no; posterboyforatkins; walk
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Just heard a report on FOX NEWS that Michael Moore was on his way to an event (he was running late.. probably stopped at too many fast food places) and his driver went through a stop sign. Cop stopped him. Moore asked the cop if he could hurry it up. Cop said know..but told FAT ASS he could walk. So thats just what he did. LMAO. I supposed if Moore had a heart attack he'd blame it on the cops and sue.
1 posted on 11/01/2004 7:11:18 PM PST by JimB in Venice
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To: JimB in Venice
I suspect they have the defibrillator on him as I write this
2 posted on 11/01/2004 7:12:46 PM PST by DAC22
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To: JimB in Venice

He was in a hurry to get to Whataburger.


3 posted on 11/01/2004 7:12:57 PM PST by JellyJam (Headline of the year: "The Painful Truth: All the World Terrorists Are Muslims!")
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To: JimB in Venice

What a true commoner...I wish I had a personal driver.


4 posted on 11/01/2004 7:13:06 PM PST by xrp (Executing assigned posting duties flawlessly -- ZERO mistakes)
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To: JimB in Venice

Keep walking west, Moore-on!

I've got a few things to discuss with you...


5 posted on 11/01/2004 7:13:12 PM PST by vrwcagent0498 (Mark Levin and Ann Coulter are my patron saints.)
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To: JimB in Venice

LOL! Let us know when he gets there...


6 posted on 11/01/2004 7:13:14 PM PST by null and void (If the next attack is 5X worse than 9/11, who do you want in the White House leading us?)
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To: JimB in Venice

He probably was late to his meeting with the Bin Laden speechwriters.


7 posted on 11/01/2004 7:13:22 PM PST by Mount Athos
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To: JimB in Venice

" I supposed if Moore had a heart attack"
man dont get my hopes up


8 posted on 11/01/2004 7:13:23 PM PST by DM1
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To: JimB in Venice
..and his driver went through a stop sign..

You mean the working class man is riding in a limo?

9 posted on 11/01/2004 7:13:39 PM PST by Imaverygooddriver (I`m a very good driver and I approve this message.)
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To: JimB in Venice

There is no terrorist threat. Just redneck policeman that strip away people's civil rights. :) HA!


10 posted on 11/01/2004 7:13:42 PM PST by writer33 (Try this link: http://www.whiskeycreekpress.com/books/electivedecisions.shtml)
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To: DM1

bttt


11 posted on 11/01/2004 7:13:47 PM PST by ConservativeMan55 (http://www.osurepublicans.com)
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To: JimB in Venice

He'll register a 2.0 on Tallahasee's Richter scale.


12 posted on 11/01/2004 7:13:55 PM PST by Vision Thing (You're voting Democrat? Man, you must really hate yourself.)
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To: null and void

Shades of the finale of Ghostbusters?


13 posted on 11/01/2004 7:14:11 PM PST by copycat (Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. - Goldwater)
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To: JimB in Venice

That's just cruel, somebody thinking Moore could walk. Waddle maybe.

I also heard this. It was too funny. The report says the driver ran a red light.

The story didn't report this, but it sounded like a "do you know who I am" moment. I bet Moore stiffs the driver for making the effort.


14 posted on 11/01/2004 7:14:40 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult ("I hate going to places like Austin and Dubuque to raise large sums of money. But I have to," Kerry)
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To: JimB in Venice

Who is Micheal Moore? Never heard of him. :)


15 posted on 11/01/2004 7:14:59 PM PST by rightgrafix
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Traffic violations are an art for the Po Po in Tally.


16 posted on 11/01/2004 7:15:15 PM PST by numberonepal (No Kerry)
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To: JellyJam

"He was in a hurry to get to Whataburger."

Don't insult the working class man. He eats at McDonalds.


17 posted on 11/01/2004 7:15:16 PM PST by writer33 (Try this link: http://www.whiskeycreekpress.com/books/electivedecisions.shtml)
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
The report says the driver ran a red light.

Laws don't apply to pompous liberals

18 posted on 11/01/2004 7:15:26 PM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: xrp
What a true commoner...I wish I had a personal driver.

Well, you see Moore's driver is paid the minimum-wage and he's allowed to gripe that he lacks health insurance because of Bush's policies. That's why Moore hired him.

19 posted on 11/01/2004 7:15:31 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (EEE)
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To: Vision Thing

... Cop said know..

Holy Cow, the cop has the gift of enlightenment!

/sarcasm


20 posted on 11/01/2004 7:15:31 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (I'm George W. Bush and I approved this message.)
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