[MoJo2001]

It's not just the newbies, but everyone thinks they have to comment on:

1) Something they just saw on TV.
2) Something they just heard on the radio.
3) Something their gut has instinctively told them to share. ( I bet if they listened a bit longer, they would have heard "FEED ME YOU IDIOT. I'M HUNGRY!")
4) Something their wife, daughter, dog, imaginary friend, or fried chicken has just told them.
5) Something they believe that the rest of us care about. (Honestly! We don't.)


I feel your pain. Honestly, I don't think I can survive anymore, but I thank God for Mountain Dew. Although, at this point I feel like a newbie as well.

[NautiNurse]

You forgot to mention:

Something they just got in an email

[trussell]

Your sanity is in the Canteen...where we missed you while you were gone!!!!!

[Darkwolf377]

"1) Something they just saw on TV."

I saw Elizabeth Edwards waddling into a gym with a couple hundred people in it. Eww.

"2) Something they just heard on the radio."

This weird crackling sound. I think either a wire is loose, or I'm on The Static Channel.

"3) Something their gut has instinctively told them to share."

I think anyone who believes in group hugs should all get together and have a group hug. Keep hugging. Harder. A few thousand of you in the middle are passing out, keep hugging...

"4) Something their wife, daughter, dog, imaginary friend, or fried chicken has just told them."

"Get Extra Crispy next time, jerk, I was happy as hell a few days ago in my tiny cage!"

"5) Something they believe that the rest of us care about. (Honestly! We don't.)"

But...but I really really REALLY care about how organized my CD rack is now! Of course you care, I just know you're foolin! :(

[Brad’s Gramma]

#3!

LOL!!!!!!!

[hoot2]

"I feel your pain. Honestly, I don't think I can survive anymore, but I thank God for Mountain Dew. Although, at this point I feel like a newbie as well. "

what do you put in your "dew" that helps you survive newbies?

[StarCMC]

LOL!!!! You are a NUT!!