Something they just got in an email
I should have posted "Am I a BAd American?" in breaking news. ; 0
I forgot this one as well:
Something that a blogger (It's usually their very own blog their linking to. Hmmm....) has under "NEWSFLASH" or "BREAKING". Yep! Very important and everyone must know RIGHT AWAY!
A real newbie vanity has several elements:
1) It is one line long.
2) It contains only one thought.
3) The thought is hackneyed, trite, and worn as slick as last year's tires.
4) The poster takes offense when the vanity does not recieve loud general approval.
5) The poster claims not to know the rules, because the poster has not read them.
6) The poster professes to be surprised, shocked that we're sick of one-line newbie vanities.