And how incredibly disappointed Lurch's motner must be,,, that he hasn't followed her advice about integrity.
Hey there, don't you know "integrity" in Kerryspeech means, "Don't dare adopt a principled position on any issue, there's no real requirement that you remain faithful to your spouse because a richer one might come along some day, telling the truth is okay whenever it's expedient but let's not be fanatical about it, and don't forget to insult the intelligence of everyone with whom you come into contact."
Let's see, what did I miss? Doesn't matter, I doubt Mama Forbes Kerry actually said that to her bouncing baby boy, anyway.