one kid wuz whinin' that he had tuh go tuh the head... break was in 20 minutes... he said "but I really need to go..."
so I threw a trash can at him and said "never start a sentence with a conjunction..."
another one asked tuh go tuh the nurse, so I let him go durin' lunch... we just got back tuh the room when he said in a recalcitrant tone, "gee, thanks for making me go to the nurse during lunch... now I'm hungry..."
one of the other boys turned to him and said "do you really think he gives a $#!t?..."
*sniff* some of 'em learn quick...
Pain is an effective learning oxidizer... sorta like NO2 in an engine... Instant horsepower. :-)
btw, the intent was fer him tuh pee in the trash can (which he didn't do... it did shut him up)... not tuh crack his skull...
g'nite folkses...