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To: JenB; Corin Stormhands; ecurbh; HairOfTheDog; 2Jedismom; Ramius; Fedora; osagebowman; Wneighbor
Just got this in an email, and wanted to post it here before someone else did.

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A cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses, YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formula. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a democrat consultant," says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know anything about my business...Now give me back my dog!"

2,893 posted on 10/18/2004 9:24:04 AM PDT by 300winmag (FR's Hobbit Hole supports America's troops)
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To: 300winmag

ROTFL!


2,894 posted on 10/18/2004 9:28:34 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (<<<loves her hubbit and the horse he rode in on :~D)
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To: 300winmag

Heh...I'd seen a variation on that, but this one is good!

Thanks for posting!


2,895 posted on 10/18/2004 9:31:20 AM PDT by RosieCotton (He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative. - GKC)
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To: 300winmag
<howling!!!>

I'm gonna steal that one, if you don't mind!

2,905 posted on 10/18/2004 10:08:58 AM PDT by Rose in RoseBear (HHD [..."give me back my dog!" <laughing some more> ...])
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To: 300winmag

LOL!! That's a good one!!


2,922 posted on 10/18/2004 11:16:54 AM PDT by SuziQ (Bush in 2004-Because we MUST!!!)
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To: 300winmag

I love it! That's hilarious!


2,931 posted on 10/18/2004 12:19:37 PM PDT by Penny1 (4 More Years!)
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To: 300winmag

ROFL!


2,942 posted on 10/18/2004 1:48:40 PM PDT by Fedora
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