Presidential Debate on FOX News - Poll

9-30-04 | More Than Words

[More Than Words]

Tuning In? What do you expect?

[More Than Words]

Are you going to be watching the presendential debate tonight on FOX News? What are your expectations of Bush? What are your expectations of Kerry? Will this debate sway the undecided? Will Kerry die his hair blond before the debate? (To go with his valley girl tan) Will Bush add another new word to the english language?

[joyce11111]

Yes, to all of the above.

[joyce11111]

Yes, to all of the above.

[Pastnowfuturealpha]

From the post: "Will this debate sway the undecided? - "

A few perhaps -

But:

I predict the media will make fools of themselves - and I see this as a safe bet -

[mld0806]

Bush will, as usual, misuse or mispronounce a 10 dollar word at at least one point in the speech. He will rouse patriotic feelings in America and make us feel like we ARE the best country in the world.

Kerry will contradict himself on at least every other question, TRY TO make us feel like America is a bunch of scum bags who are out to screw the little guy the world over, and make little sense. He will overrun his time on every question trying to get the flop out after carefully phrasing his flip.

Kerry won't come out as a blonde because he knows that the jokes would come pouring in about that being why he couldn't make up his mind on anything.

And my money on Bush's new word is flip-flopishness. :D

[Screaming Eagle Red Leg]

I find it hilarious that the people who have spent four years telling us how incredibly stupid George W. Bush is (i.e., "Dumbya") are the very same people who are now attempting to cast him as one of the premier debaters of all-time.

I wonder if their stupidity is ever apparent to them? My prediction: The "debate" will not change the race.

[Screaming Eagle Red Leg]

Johnny "Orange" Kerry will provide 4-5 new flippy-floppies for Bush campaign ads.

[SunkenCiv]

Kerry's voting record:

http://www.boston.com/globe/nation/packages/kerry/voting.htm