The GUILD 9-22-2004 There is NO EXCUSE for this!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Cybill Shepard arrived to tape a British chat show -- as I gather they are called, thanks to my extensive reading of Brit Lit -- looking like she was auditioning for the role of Red Riding Hood in a Christmas pantomime. If Red Riding Hood were, say, extremely weather-beaten from her trip to Grandmother's house. Regardez:

When questioned, Ms. Shepherd, who, according to this account had already been in London for two entire days, claimed she had "jet lag hair," and took off her hood.

To reveal -- cover the eyes of any minors in the room, please!

Apparently she rode over on the wing of the plane.

[mountaineer]

Hello, T! It's so good to see you.

[mountaineer]

A ban on fois gras? They've just gone too far this time! Mmmmmmmm.

[pubmom]

How are you?

[daisyscarlett]

Kerry was scheduled to appear at one of our state colleges but the Dean cancelled his appearance saying if he came, then someone from the right would have to come etc. etc. So a "private donor" is financing him to come and speak at the Racetrack...big hullaboo here...

Is this anyone you know?

Pregnant Julie Odland shows off her support for Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry (news - web sites) at a rally in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania September 24, 2004. Odland is due election week. REUTERS/Brian Snyder US ELECTION

[lodwick]

Sweet goodness...

[pubmom]

IUP invited someone from the right, well sort of.

Patrick Buchanan, anyone?

I have a friend that's expecting right now, I'll have to tell her about this. Instead of putting out a Bush/Cheney lawn sign, we'll write on her belly and have her stand on the corner.;)

[Iowa Granny]

Just wanted to say "Hi". Sorry I missed you.

[MaeWest]

Hi Teacup! We've missed you! How have you been?

[MaeWest]

The day Ronald McDonald went bad.

[hispanarepublicana]

What "mature" liberal women look like versus what "mature" conservative women look like:

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[Iowa Granny]

Hello. Welcome to the Guild.

[Iowa Granny]

Hello. Welcome to the Guild.

[Iowa Granny]

Seeing double tonite?

Sorry for the hiccup, folks.

[BigWaveBetty]

Hey Teacup! Each time I start a new thread I ping you! You never come by to see us anymore... *sniff* *blubber* ;-)

So where've ya been? How you doin'? It sure is nice to see you!

[BigWaveBetty]

How about "If you don't buy this ketchup, you're an idiot"?

Some of the ones submitted to BotW:

"Only an idiot would use mustard."
"Our flavor is stronger at home and respected in the world."
"Foreign leaders prefer ketchup."
"Ketchup: C'est magnifique."
"The taste that's smeared--smeared--in your memory."
"For your papases fritas, your pommes frites, your patate fritte and your fritadas francesas."
"Mustard: The wrong condiment in the wrong place at the wrong time."
"By the way, served in your kitchen."
"Too good for the common man."
"Hunt's is for scumbags."
"It's red, like the blood John Kerry spilled in Vietnam."

Adding mine:

For the sexiest, sauciest fries ever, one word. Heinz.

[BigWaveBetty]

Sorry folks, rigor mortis has finally set in. Now I'm stuck in this position. It's not easy running for president when you're a cadaver you know.

[BigWaveBetty]

The cloud above Kerry's head looks like an evil face staring down at him. Has Teresa sent her devil minions to keep an eye on her 'investment'?

[BigWaveBetty]

Brad the SS agent never really liked Kerry but when he started pointing out SS agent Frank's bald spot for his own sick amuzement, he thought about breaking off the senator's boney finger.

[Fatalis]

I've feared this. Druid Chic.

[lodwick]

Terri reminds me of an extra on the set of Beyond the Planet of the Apes. Bless her heart.