Posted on 09/22/2004 3:06:18 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs
Cybill Shepard arrived to tape a British chat show -- as I gather they are called, thanks to my extensive reading of Brit Lit -- looking like she was auditioning for the role of Red Riding Hood in a Christmas pantomime. If Red Riding Hood were, say, extremely weather-beaten from her trip to Grandmother's house. Regardez:
When questioned, Ms. Shepherd, who, according to this account had already been in London for two entire days, claimed she had "jet lag hair," and took off her hood.
To reveal -- cover the eyes of any minors in the room, please!
Apparently she rode over on the wing of the plane.
It is simply not flattering.
Can't say I find Mrs. Clarke's pink hip-bow too attractive. That fabric might have worked if allowed to flow freely.
Look at Mrs. Harrington's dress (I've decided it's the worst).
When I used to sew, one of the hardest things to do was to match the fabric pattern at the seams. It appears her seamstress never heard of such a thing...look at the seam on the front right panel.
Oh, that's bad. Not to mention the cut of the dress makes her bottom half look large.
Her bottom half IS large, PM.
Mean salespeople suck.
I wish that my mother, the HomeEc teacher, could be on this thread...she would have a blast here. (She taught me way too much.)
lol, I was thinking wallpaper. Note to Euro-ladies: If the shop name is "Home Decor and More" do not buy your formal wear there.
The dresses are bad enough, but check out the handbags! The first picture...her purse looks like The Tin Man, with Pinnochio nose.
Can someone remind me what that stupid yellow plastic bracelet is for that Kerry wears? It's TACKY!
Cancer awareness....honoring Lance Armstrong. Many people wore them during the Tour de France, but took them off as soon as Lance won.
But not Kerry. Oh no...he cared more than everyone else! And he too is a cancer VICTIM (Dems favorite hororific). So Kerry kept his on. And kept it on, and kept it on. Finally, when people started laughing about it, it was too late for him to take it off. So he's stuck with the stupid thing until Nov. 3rd when one assumes he'll rip the thing off his wrist in a fit of pique after losing to Bush in a landslide.
This story appeared in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette:
Two local men were seriously injured when their pickup truck left the road and hit a tree near Cotton Plant on State Highway 38 early Monday morning.
Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38 of Little Rock, are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center. The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog-gigging trip.
On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement was not available, Wallis noticed that the
.22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering column. Upon inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge.
After traveling approximately 20 miles and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the right testicle. The vehicle swerved sharply to the right, exiting the pavement and striking the tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident, but will require surgery to repair the other wound. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released.
"Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston shot his nuts off or we might have been dead," said Wallis.
"I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world," said Deputy Snyder, "but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how the accident happened."
Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife, asked how many frogs the boys had caught, "and did anyone think to get them from the truck."
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Well, my Goodness. Copying and sending to my redneck sons!
That is hysterical, unless you're Thurston or Lavinia.:)
Learning to Cuss !
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start
cussing."
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say
"hell" and you say "ass."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants
for breakfast.
"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his
chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying
his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step.
The mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there till I
let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and
asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!
I just saw some clips of Kerry on Britt Hume's show and he looked a really weird color, sorta orange or orange-brown. Britt explained that he looked different, his campaign said, because he got some "sun" over the weekend. It was surreal..on my set he is orange!!
Everyone looked horrible on that clip...and NO! Jeopardy really sucked for our group...super goofy answers, IMO.
That's what he gets for not using BE. It's probably that awful, greasy theatrical make-up that makes everyone who wears it look like they're wearing silly putty. Or in Kerry's case, a corpse wearing silly putty.
Sun, my fanny. John's make-up artist either hates him, or is colorblind.
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