Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 18

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[Pippin]

be kind! :o)

[Conspiracy Guy]

I need mousse. A mousse bit my sister once.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Laura Earl is one tough cookie. I don't give her no trouble.

[Pippin]

LOL!

Not much!

Right, LE?

[Laura Earl]

He's skeert of me.

[Pippin]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Conspiracy Guy]

I'm skeeeeert of her

[Conspiracy Guy]

Yes m'am I am.

[Laura Earl]

Bad skeeeeeert!

[Pippin]

I thought you were a "Bush Dude"?

Bush Dudes are NEVER skeert! :o)

[Pippin]

SHEESH!

(giggle)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Dang Bad Skeeeeert!

[Conspiracy Guy]

That is a myth. W is a Skeeert of his Laura as I am of mine. Sweet beautiful women have a mean streak in them when they need it.

[Sundog]

Darks covered it all.

Lemme see if I get this right.

1. If you get a stress test, don't go to Tijuana.
1.1 If your wife has had a stress test, don't try to come back from Tijuana.
2. Al Qaeda tried to ship a refrigerator and 6 guys into this country through an illegal immigrant importer service but the guy running the truck refused and talked to the FBI.
2.1 Al Qaeda is supposed to have ten suitcase nukes now.
2.2 Al Qaeda is supposed to have a Fatwa giving the OK to use them.
3. Technetium has a half life of about 21 days, so if you get it at all, it is pretty hot.
3.1 Thorium looks pretty cool on the scanner.
3.2 If you are stopped, you can get away if you say you had Technetium or Thorium.
4. You are not allowed to use the rest rooms of certain hospitals after certain tests.
5. A replacement probe for the beeber is about $110.
6. Small Beebers can run about 220 - 275, but on e-bay they can be had for as little as 20.
7. Certain tunnels in NYC are equipped to tell if you have had a stress test.
8. Illegals have been told the buried sensors under highways can count the hearts passing over them, and if a quick inspection of the occupants doesn't match the number of hearts counted, the vehicle will be pulled over and inspected.
9. Some other things are so hot they have a half life of 6.1 hours. You should not use any rest rooms or tunnels afterwards.
10. The search for AlQaeda / Illegals is very series and hugh. (I hypothesize they may be transported in hollow Moose down from Canada etc.)
11. If the beeber is set to stune you can get away. Or not. Or if you are nice and have your papers. If they let you keep your papers, or not. Or a clerical error may mismatch your fingerprints or face scan to someone who has committed a crime or been placed on a watch list or been placed on a watch list with a misspelled name. Or not.
12. Or your paper money may have traces of drugs and be confiscated as evidence. Or you may have too much paper money and have it confiscated as evidence you had too much. Or the check you are given at the time of the confiscation to reclaim it may bounce. But I digress.
13. Once the beeber is set to stune it is in anybody's hands. Just get out of the car, walk over to the button on the post, press it, and see if it says you should be inspected or allowed to pass. Remember, even 93 year old women in wheel chairs may be inspected.

[Conspiracy Guy]

like I said, I haven't got a clue.

[Sundog]

Ya Gotta Go see Dark's link to the Beeber Thread.

Here is another hot thread right now too (Beeber included)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1282187/posts?q=1&&page=1#1

[lodwick]

Good grief.

[Sundog]

Hi Loddy,

I'm supposed to be very hard at work right now, I've got 2 people lined up outside my office to talk to me. I put them both off, told them to come back after lunch.

Dang, it is after lunch here. Maybe I need to go to lunch and come back after I get some.

Like Pres. Bush said, by the time an Al Qaeda threat materializes, it will be too late to stop it. Some things are deadly serious and just warrant humor.

Thank goodness for Free Republic.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I am staying away from hot threads. Hard to type with oven mits on.

[Woliff]

Quite an air force you have Darks