WAY TO GO, MATTHEW!!!
I participated in a co-ed softball team for a short time and I discovered that I still have absolutely NO hand-eye coordination. I thought I'd grown out of my awkwardness, but NOPE! *laughing*
I once played softball too...Steve and I both did. I hit the ball once and went to run, but literally spun out with both feet! Ran in place for 2-3 steps, no grip on the ground until I finally landed face down flat on the homeplate. I never even went forward an inch.
I thought it was hysterical but the rest of my team was very put out with me. Buncha liberals. (The team was the University of Texas Entemology team or sumpin like that.)