"Evening.
I'm gonna have to stop watching local news. Upcoming story: "Do you know how to pack a nutritious lunch?" Keep it to yaself, lady, and let natural selection take its course.
Heh... and what's nutritious for an atkins-type isn't so great for a rabbit-food-eater.
I don't want a nutritious lunch, I want one I can eat without leaving my desk, one-handed so as to be able to surf during that precious fifteen minutes.