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Real Driving Test Answers
Netfunny.com ^ | unknown | John Galt

Posted on 08/04/2004 9:03:40 PM PDT by Taka No Kimi

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car? A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too s--- faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? A: It would be tough to be a d---head all day long.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: automobiles; driving; humor
...And I'm not kidding about "John Galt". This article was originally posted by a guy named John David Galt. And I have no idea who he is. :)
1 posted on 08/04/2004 9:03:40 PM PDT by Taka No Kimi
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To: Taka No Kimi

This is horrible. It sounds like they have no intention of taking the responsibility of driving seriously. No moral fibers or concern for others.


2 posted on 08/04/2004 10:06:30 PM PDT by Peace Is Coming
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To: Peace Is Coming

It's not "horrible", it's hysterical. Re-read some of the questions, their lame to begin with.


3 posted on 08/04/2004 10:50:12 PM PDT by Michael Barnes
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To: Peace Is Coming
I'm fairly certain that its all a jest. Here in Michigan, the written section of a driver's test is multiple choice. Can you imagine the absolute nightmare that would be caused if potential drivers were asked to write out their answers?
4 posted on 08/05/2004 9:41:45 AM PDT by grellis (No payments, no interest until June 2005! Hurry now and SAVE!)
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