Other random subjects:
Where do all the left socks that get lost in the dryer go?
Would the Beatles have been as successful with Pete Best instead of Ringo Starr?
Less filling or tastes great?
What is Lembas?
Do Dwarves really have more fun?
2. Only in Garmisch-Partenkirchen.
3. Neither. Fills like water, tastes like a drug-test specimen.
4. 'Nilla Wafers. Or Eggos. Leggo already.
5. There's nothing quite like a good game of "put out the torches and figure out which of us are women."
And to the non-yet-asked next question: Because I'm a smart-aleck who always has to have a snappy answer to everything.
The hoe-zone.