Heh...I think someone put a "welcome LDS" sign in our yard today. Just had the second knock on the door.
Okay, so the first was one of our lifeguards who redid the volleyball court at the pool for his Eagle project. I had to sign his forms.
The missionaries just left. They were vey disappointed.
Lemme see. Two guys, black slacks, white shirts, dark ties, toting knapsacks, with bicycles. Oh yeah, sweating like crazy?
I like to get rid of the LDS people by telling them to hold on while I get my Hebrew and Greek interlinear so I can look up the original text of the verses they're quoting--they usually leave then.
I've always liked the LDS more than the JWs. JWs you can't get rid of with weed-killer, LDS usually go away if you ask them to.