ROFLMAO!!
"You'll just have to get that screen a little fuzzier for us, mmmmkay? It's for the good of the company, doncha know. All employees who violate this highly-important resolution Resolution will be scolded emphatically in front of their co-workers and have to wait last in line on donut Wednesdays. And you know what that means...nothing but pink glazed with candy sprinkles left in the box."
Gonna take my coffee, which still doesn't look as tasty as that cup you posted the other day, and watch some of the satellite...Matthew wants this computer.
See you all later! If they shut down this Hole...I'll see you in the next!
"So if you could just go ahead and change your screen resolution back, that would be greeeaaat, mmmmkay? Did you get the memo about the screen resolutions? I'll make sure you get another copy, then."