Heh, I missed a friend's wedding once cause I was 7 minutes late! They were processing back down the aisle as I arrived!!
Heh...I can beat that one. Mrs. and I were supposed to sing at a friend's wedding. This was before we lived in Richmond and we got lost on the way to the church cause we came from a different direction than the night before. They skipped our prelude song.
When we finally got there, the director rushed us into the choir loft and we sat down. The minister said "Let us pray" and I stood and sang The Lord's Prayer.