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Posted on 06/17/2004 7:09:03 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
LOL, seriesly!
Jen used the Force to watch the original :)
They're in the Death Star now. Obi-wan just bumped into Darth. I have a vivid memory of the first time seeing that scene in the theater as a kid trying to figure out who would win. I said to myself, "Obi-wan can't win because then the villain would be dead and the movie would be over. But Darth can't win. . .can he?" That was a shock!
Episode: 42
Title: Switcheroo
Original Air Date: September 12, 1997
Guest Stars: Mark Hamill, Bill Mumy
[SNIP]
Mark Hamill (MH):(appears on studio monitor)
Uh, it's Mark Hamill here.
Space Ghost (SG):
Whoa! Look who's here, young people! It's none other than Duke Fartknocker!
Moltar (M):
Luke Skywalker!
SG:
Luke Skytopper of the popular "Space War" science fiction mega-empire franchise.
MH:
Uh, I think it's much more along the lines of a fairy tale than it is straightforward science fiction.
SG:
Whatever, professor. How's Chewwy?
MH:
Chewwy? Well, you know...
SG:
(laughs) You and me both!
MH:
(stares back)
SG:
But seriously, Mark... (very quietly) was it scary working with Lord Vader?
M:
(making Darth Vader breathing noises)
MH:
James Earl Jones is just such a gifted person, and-
Zorak (Z):
Prowse.
SG:
Eh?
Z:
David Prowse. He played Vader in the movie version, not Jones.
MH:
(laughs) Hey, I said a dirty word.
Z:
Oh, you did, pal!
M:
David Prowse! Are you joking? If this is a joke, I'm not laughing.
Z:
Prowse is the true Lord Vader!
M:
Prowse? Blpblpblp! He was a figurehead! It is Jones who is the true Vader!
Z:
Answer me this, Moltar: who patrolled the galleys of the Death Star?
M:
The ewoks!
SG:
(laughs)
MH:
(laughs)
Z:
Don't patronize me, bantha fodder!
M:
Well, if you consulted your handbook, you would know it was the storm troopers.
Z:
Yes, of course, but who led them, Moltar? Huh? Who led 'em? Refresh my memory on this one, if you please!
M:
(silent)
Z:
Would that be Pr... Pr.. Pr.. Pro-w-w-w-w-wse?
M:
Prowse, but he-
Z:
Exactly!
M:
But-
Z:
Exactly, Moltar! That's exactly what I thought!
SG:
Hey, what do you fellas think of those Ghostbusters?
Z:
(stares back)
SG:
You think they'd scare me because I'm, you know, I'm a ghost.
MH:
(stares back)
SG:
I mean, hey, Zorak, who ya gonna call?
Z:
I'm gonna call you an idiot.
SG:
What!
Z:
You heard me! Mouth breather!
("Star Wars" type music begins playing in background)
Voice (V):
Trust in your feelings, Tad. Use the powerbands!
SG:
(blast Zorak with destructo ray; music ends)
SG:
(to Mark) Wouldn't be interested in a new career as a sidekick, would you?
MH:
Well, you know, I, uh, it beats Ed McMahon.
SG:
I must warn you, you would be required to laugh at the outrageously hilarious antics of a talk show in outer space!
MH:
(in Ed McMahon voice) Ho ho ho ho, yes! (normal voice) I can do that.
SG:
I like your attitude, Hamill. Come in Monday for paperwork.
MH:
(in Ed McMahon voice) Ho ho ho ho, yes!
SG:
(laughs) Whoa, save some for the convention, buddy!
MH:
(in Ed McMahon voice) Ho ho ho ho, yes!
SG:
(stares back)
MH:
(clears his throat)
SG:
So, what do you do at these conventions? Do you, say, show how you ate breakfast on Tattooine? Is it Tattooine?
MH:
Oh, me eating cereal would be (makes slurping sounds through his hands)
SG:
Hmmm, impressive.
M:
This is just sad.
(Monitor shows huge block of impossible to read but possibly French text)
SG:
That's amazing, Mark. Would you bring your imaginary bowl of cereal to my convention?
MH:
That'd be great, if I'm, um, in your galaxy, I'll stop on by.
SG:
Great! Then I'll see you at "Space Ghost Con '97".
MH:
Thank you so much for having me. (image fades from monitor)
Z:
I don't know, he sounded iffy.
SG:
That's not the Luke Skytopper I know!
Z:
You don't know Luke Skywalker!
SG:
Can you ever really know a man, Zorak? (syrupy music swells in background) I mean, sure, you can know what he does, where he lives, the way his hair smells in the morning after a brief rain... (music stops) Wait a second! I've got to buy supplies for (begin echo effect) "Space Ghost Con '97"! (end echo) (flies off to office supply store, enters by crashing through ceiling) What a selection! You don't have to be a superhero to appreciate these super-savings!
M:
(to Mark, on control room monitor) (impersonating James Earl Jones) "This is CNN."
MH:
(laughs)
M:
Oh, and, uh, "Luke, I am your father."
MH:
(laughs)
M:
Did you get to sign my helmet yet? Uh, "son"?
MH:
Yeah, I signed it.
M:
It was great having you at our "Sci-Fi Con", man.
MH:
Thanks so much.
M:
You're not, really going to "Space Ghost Con", are you?
MH:
No, no, no, I was, I was workin' and I have another job after this, actually.
Ok then I now know where to go!! Ready when you guys are. Got my popcorn. :)
Man, I needed a sweet thought, bad.
How are you doing??
I wonder what 2J and W are gonna wear?
Hullo, what're you up to?
Hi just checking into the Wedding Moot thread
Good, you disappeared for a while there. I think we were wondering where you were.
Be here for the wedding Saturday. 3 Eastern. Us losers are watching on the thread.
Sigh... and here I am, all alone with a headache. I wish I could just go home, but I'm behind on hours this week. Must stay at least fifteen minutes more...
Excellent idea!!! (Yard is cut, daylilies deadheaded, dang silver maple saplings pulled (again)(with this rain they keep germinating, arghhh) Just cooling down before I start dinner.
You still gettin' headaches? Sounds like you need some kingsfoil! :) Just think, though--you're almost done with work. . .
I'm getting some work in on Parts 2-4 of my article before I go to see PoA in a few hours. Footnotes are fun--not!!!
Congratulations!!!
And congratulations to you too!!
I'll be here with bells on.
I need to do some laundry and pack. Haven't decided what's for dinner yet...besides the brownie. Maybe just a sweet tater and a salad or something.
Dead headed and pulled some dried up leaves on my flowering to-baccy. Hmmm.....dried tobaccy leaves. If I were a smoker....
I think the Master Dwarf was going to do that too, but ONLY the bells! He's gonna be all alone at his house ;o)
I think I'm gonna just wear a big sun hat. Maybe it's not all bad, being left behind.
I'm working on boxing up my books tonight. Ought to be researching apartments but I'm too tired for that.
I have. :-)
You're busy with wedding mooting. Let me handle the stirring.
I am sooooooooo old...
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