[VRWCmember]

I don't know why this story made me think of you Gabz:

A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for such a long, happy life?"

"I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all."

"This is absolutely amazing at your age!!!!", says the passer-by. "How old are you?"

"Twenty four"

[Gabz]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

However, if that comment of your (about me) shows up on another website posted by one of my cyberstalking anti-smokers, I will haunt you for the rest of your days!!!!!!!!

[Slip18]

One of Cyber's friends at work helps out with his mother. She's 88 years old. First thing she asks for in the morning is a cigarette and a cup of coffee.

Her doc told the family, "Just let her smoke. If she quits now, it will kill her."