And how long exactly had you been wearing her clothing, before you figured that out ? ; )
LOL!
How I found that out was that I kept having pants disappear and then 'magically' reappear neatly folded and even fabric softenered.
At first I thought I was losing my mind, until I discovered HOW the pants were disappearing.
My dear step-daughter was borrowing them, she said she preferrred the relax fit jeans, and the cut of the men's style.
Somethign about the women's 'relaxed fit' jeans being 'pinchy' to here or some such.
Never did understand what the devil she was talking about with that.
(I have a few pair of BDU military 6 pocket pants that she also borrowed, "I like all the pockets" she said.)
So, that's the short of it, I kept thinking I was going nuts because I'd be missing a few pair of pants and 'the rotten kid' had them all along before revealing that fact.