Shouldn't you be calling these "pirate stories?" :-)
ONE guy in the deck gang that if anything crappy (so to speak) would happen... it would happen to him.
So, do the seagulls always get you like that? :-D
It weren't me... it was "Joe Bagodonuts".
I have no idea what his real name was. To us he was "Joe Bag-0-Donuts". One night he came back from liberty with this big-ass bag of donuts. It stuck. Cain't 'splain it beyond that.