It weren't me... it was "Joe Bagodonuts".
I have no idea what his real name was. To us he was "Joe Bag-0-Donuts". One night he came back from liberty with this big-ass bag of donuts. It stuck. Cain't 'splain it beyond that.
Ummm... don't give me a nickname please. Uh no. Don't need one, thanks.
Oh, hey, was he any relation to Frankie Bag-o-donuts? He used to play center for the Packers.