Morgoth is someone in the past... some great evil... Teddy Kennedy?
"Morgoth is someone in the past... some great evil... Teddy Kennedy?"
I was about to take a bite of my lunch when I read that and now I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts :) I think you're on the right track there. Jimmy Carter and Walter Mondale also have to fit in there somewhere--Slinker and Stinker? :)
Morgoth being the Dark Lord of the First Age who's defeat set in place the conditions that eventually brought Sauron to power... I don't know that the U.S. has had a "Morgoth". Some might nominate FDR or even Lincoln, though... (I wouldn't!)