[Fedora]

Okay, so Rosie is now the artist formerly known as Corin, and Hair is Ramius and Ruthy is trini and somebody ate all the lembas and the Shoes of Doom are missing and it's all Darksheare's fault--right? I need to get this straight for when I do the animated version of the wedding film.

~Ralph Bakshi

Bakshi, eh--I've been waiting to get my hands on you. . .

~J.R.R. Tolkien

[JenB]

Who's this Tolkien guy anyway? Doesn't he know fantasy is stupid and escapist? Realism, that's where it is. And three volumes is so overdone. Let's analysis the homoerotic subtext, shall we?

~ J. Random Critic