It's fop,
Finest in the shop,
Or we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd
On top
And I've just begun,
Here's the politician - so oily
It's served with a doily -
Not one?
Put it on a bun,
Well you never know if it's going to run.
Try the friar,
Fried it's drier,
No the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy,
The actor -
That's compacter.
Yes, and always arrives overdone.
I'll come again when you
Have judge on the menu...
Oh, thanks so much. Plus it was meatloaf-with-spicy-sausage-center, and we all know what's in sausage.
Hee, I am having way too much fun over on that Harry Potter thread. No fair for using the newt line, though!