Reminds me of an old bad joke.
Teacher: Johnny I want you to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence.
(Johnny thinks a long while.)
Johnny: You can lead a "horticulture" but you can't make her think.
ba dum bamp!
I brought the thead to a standstill!
heh heh heh...she said "horticulture" ...heh heh heh...