[Ramius]

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

[Corin Stormhands]

Actually we ain't got any grass over the septic tank (yet). Too many trees.

[Wneighbor]

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

I proved that point when I lived out in the old place. When I had my lateral lines replaced I made sure that they got planted under my garden area. Had good maters and watermelons then. :-)

I know, you're prolly grossed out like ever'body else.