[Wneighbor]

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

I proved that point when I lived out in the old place. When I had my lateral lines replaced I made sure that they got planted under my garden area. Had good maters and watermelons then. :-)

I know, you're prolly grossed out like ever'body else.

[Ramius]

Not at all. My drainfield is in the front yard. The deep green grass shows where the pipe runs are. :-)