"Yeah, but when are we going to learn to kick some ***? Does not the fire need water too? Does not the mountain need the storm? Does not your *** need kicking?"
Now, to begin the Red Barchetta lesson... :-)
That comes on after Starsky and Hutch, right? Oh, you said "Barchetta", not "Baretta" :)
Dang... I guess we'll have to go straight to the "carrying the boiling cauldron on your forearms" lesson. Bummer for you. :-)