[Ramius]

Oh, you said "Barchetta", not "Baretta" :)

Dang... I guess we'll have to go straight to the "carrying the boiling cauldron on your forearms" lesson. Bummer for you. :-)

[Fedora]

Dang... I guess we'll have to go straight to the "carrying the boiling cauldron on your forearms" lesson.

I remember that one from a classically bad Black Belt Theater movie which also featured the "jump out of a 6-foot pit full of dung repeatedly until you develop the power to defy gravity" lesson :) I'm still workin' on that one--waitin' 'til I master catching the fly with the chopsticks first :)