LOL!
I'm a She-Hobbit! :O)
I know that :) But I was reluctant to say "Mistress Took" on account'a Pippin was always referred to as Master Took, so for lack of a more appropros title I was hopin' you'd let me get away with a small faux pas. Sheesh, such technical Hobbitses around here! It was just a bit of fun!--don't turn me into anything unnatural! :)