[mountaineer]

The story about Michael Moore's outrageous and disgusting comment about how he hoped U.S. troops would die is posted as a thread here, A MOORE REVOLTING VIEW OF WAR.

I've just returned from freeping Kerry. As soon as I gather my thoughts, clean out email and catch my breath, I'll give a full report. It went great.

[lodwick]

THIS JOKE HAS GOT TO BE NOMINATED FOR JOKE OF THE YEAR!

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"

Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."

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[mountaineer]

Here's my freeping report.

[BigWaveBetty]

I didn't read that far down Moore's screed and since I used 'soldiers' and 'die' that paragraph didn't get the highlights. There are no words to describe the vile that is that empty flesh bag.

Looking forward to your report, I hope it's a long story. I haven't read anything of yours lately and enjoy your writing so leave out no detail.

Re: Rocco, he didn't do much cooking from what I saw, since it was a 'reality tv' show it didn't seem strange and there's only been one restaurant job in my life, ok, it was a pizza place, so what do I know?

However, it was my idea to take the garlic bread, schmear a little tomato sauce, cheese, well you know the rest. I think that might have been before Stoffer's French Bread pizza. They put it on the menu, it was a hit. Great with a house salad for lunch. And....... that's about it for my restaurant experience. Did I forget to mention I was the dishwasher? :-)